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The truthiest truth

The truthiest truth

"Hello, welcome to McDonald’s. Can I take your order?"
Me: Um, hi, I need comfort nuggets.

Girls really shouldn’t have to deal with poop if they are on their period. It’s too much. C’mon!

Whoa, black Betty

Whoa, black Betty

I was gonna ask for some quarters but

I was gonna ask for some quarters but

I’m the type of person that sings when there’s good food.

Pro-tip: it’s time to trim your bangs when you get mascara on the tips.

Cause of death: endless shame

Cause of death: endless shame

Porko rico!

Porko rico!