Girls really shouldn’t have to deal with poop if they are on their period. It’s too much. C’mon!
I was gonna ask for some quarters but
I’m the type of person that sings when there’s good food.
Pro-tip: it’s time to trim your bangs when you get mascara on the tips.
Cause of death: endless shame
I’m at a bar. And there’s golden girls.
I constantly forget that I just ate the last piece of food like a sandwich and reach out to get it because I am CONVINCED there is still more.
When I find nothing: *looks incredulously at plate, looks at floor and hand* “where the hell is it? Who ate it?!”