"Hello, welcome to McDonald’s. Can I take your order?"
Me: Um, hi, I need comfort nuggets.
Girls really shouldn’t have to deal with poop if they are on their period. It’s too much. C’mon!
I was gonna ask for some quarters but
I’m the type of person that sings when there’s good food.
Pro-tip: it’s time to trim your bangs when you get mascara on the tips.
Cause of death: endless shame